Happy Birthday!!!

No, it isn't anyones birthday. I just felt like being random.

Well, it's shortly after seven in the morning. I'm here at work, after having stayed until seven last night. It's starting to feel like this is all I do with my pathetic, small life. Which sucks big time. I don't want to be like Carl, this guy I work with. He's been here since the beginning of time. He's really stupid, and has no ambitions in life. He's married with two children, and probably one fo the most boring people I've ever met. Although, something funny did happen yesterday.

Carl and Angela, these two obnoxious people who I work with (I think pretty much everyone I work with is obnoxious, but them more so than most) were talking to Jessica, a big fat girl who is taking an American Civics class at some loser college here in Minneapolis. So Jessica started quizing Carl and Angela about some things from her class. Here's a highlight of the best answers:

How many stars are on the american flag?

49? No, wait, 50, right?

How many stripes are on the flag?

Four

Who was the first President of the United States?

Abraham Lincoln

Can the Constitution be changed?

No. Of course not!

Who Elects the President of the United States?

The People. No wait, the liberal media! (ha-ha, yea, no kidding!)


I wish I was making this up, but sadly, I'm not. I mean, I don't follow politics too incredibly closely, but doesn't it seem kind of dumb to say the lebral media elected President Bush? But I digress.

I hope you're all well and having pleasant days. I have a splitting headache, and I'm listening to Radiohead's OK Computer album. Its making me more depressed about my job, and Carrie, and well, life in general. Oh well. Sometimes we all have to be a little masochistic. :)